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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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People who use the “only X% of rape cases are reported”

You do realise that is a false statistic as it’s impossible to actually know the number of unreported cases don’t you? The value can only be guessed at best for the simple fact that if a person hasn’t reported a rape incident then they haven’t told anybody (other than possibly close friends/relatives, but maybe not even that) so the people who create the statistics have no idea that they have indeed been raped, therefore they have essentially made up the value as they can only actually know the exact value of reported cases that are documented.

In other words don’t use that statistic as a point in your arguments because it’s wrong.

I’m in too much of a panic to even carry on doing work right now I just can’t focus I fucking hate myself and I hate my life and I’m going to fail my first year of uni because I’m a twat and I don’t know what I’ll do then fuck

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

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I’m going to fail my first year of uni. I don’t learn anything in lectures because I only learn by actually doing things and seeing them and I can’t learn from the notes for the same reason, I can’t make out what 70% of the maths notes even mean. The maths exam is in 2 days. I’m fucked.

someone called you racist for saying that black people like watermelons? Excuse me whilst I laugh at how ridiculous that sounds.

Aha that didn’t literally happen to me, although it wouldn’t surprise me if somebody had said it before. It was an example because half the things people say are racist/sexist etc are no different to saying that

People just actively seek out shit to say they’re offended by. I’ve even see people claim somethings racist but when you actually think about it it turns out calling it racist was racist

Exactly, people are fucking morons. People seek out and try to find things that insult them in things that shouldn’t at all. I don’t think people seem to realise that a sentence only becomes insulting if you choose to be insulted by it, there’s not like a set list of things in the English language that are insulting at all times. Nothing is insulting until it’s received that way.

Also, people who say that calling a black person black is being racist are retarded. They are black, are you seriously saying it’s racists to call them what they are? Is it racist to say that I’m white or sexist of me to call a female a woman? Are we not allowed to describe people now?

It annoys me how people don’t seem to know and understand the difference between stereotyping people and discriminating them. Saying woman cook and clean, black people steal and like chicken, gay men like fashion and dress girly, lesbians are butch and man like or anything similar is a stereotyping. You are not discriminating by saying any of those things. You are not expressing any hate towards them or saying they are less important or do not deserve the same rights as them, you are making a statement based on commonly seen characteristics that have been observed by others, in other words a stereotype. If you were to say that any of those people were a disgrace or didn’t deserve the same as you do and were lesser beings and that they aren’t as important as you then yes that would be discriminating them. It what possible way does saying that black people like watermelons doing any of those things?!

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why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

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